Moment when saying nothing might have worked out better...

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. -Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest


Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC


I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.
-Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery


Half this game is ninety percent mental.
-Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark


It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
-Former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle
(Chicago is a city)


It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-Former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle


The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia


After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island



Source: Greater Things